Lord Voldemort... Defense against the dark arts teacher ?

Was watching "Harry Potter and the sorcerers Stone" recently and... it occurs to me...so, Voldemort possessed Prof. quarrel sometime in the summer, right? So knowing the professor had to return to Hogwarts in the fall , does that mean that, he spent at least PART of the summer, after taking over Quarrell, making lesson plans for the year ... than later, grading papers at Hogwarts ? I mean, in between drinking unicorn blood or whatever they at least HAD TO TRY to keep up appearances that he (Quarrell) was a real teacher ( so nobody got suspicious). Now I know you might say they shared the same body and he didnt take over total possession but you think the prof could've said , at one point, "Hey, My Lord, do ya think this paper deserves a B and A- ? " in a way was He Who Must Not Be Named living out some weird dream of his to teach at his beloved school? Did he ever think to himself, "Voldie, you taught a great lesson today, you deserve this huge cup of unicorns blood."
And I wonder if the dark Lord graded fairly ?

Harry Potter and the double entendre... ( book 2- the chamber of secrets)

When read with an immature mind... Kinda like mine.... Some of the paragraphs in the (always) awesome Harry Potter series can be hilarious.
I bring to you selected excerpts from Harry Potter & the chamber of secrets

Potter Porno Passages from book 2:

"harry's mouth fell open as the full impact of what he was seeing hit him"

"Ron held the gnome at arms length as it kicked at him with it's horny little feet; he grasped it by the ankles and turned it upside down"

"A big lumpy package bounced off Nevilles head and a second later , something large and gray spilled into Hermione's jug, spraying them all with milk"

"...and what are the balls for?" Colin asked, tripping down a couple steps because he was gazing open-mouthed at Harry."


"whoops" , said Lockheart raising his wand and attempted a complicated wiggling action "it seems my wand is a little excited"

" Harry scribbled a note to Ron: let's do it tonight.
Ron read the message, swallowed hard and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by hermoine. The sight seemed to stiffen his resolve, and he nodded"


" something very hard and heavy thudded onto the top of Harry's head, almost knocking him out. Stars winking infront of his eyes , he grabbed to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it"

Tom's Top 5 Awesome Things This Week...3-15-10

For the week of 3-15-10

HM: The crispy shrimp we got from the dim sum place.

5. Finally tasting the much talked about Zucchini lasagna that Celine made on Sunday- For years now Mel has talked about how awesome this dish was...and she was right !! A tasty meal.

4. Watching Harry Potter with Mel,her Mom and Ashley - A fun, unplanned night, watching the potter and eating some burger king.

3. Drinking + Mario Kart = Awesome !! - Lose a race, take a drink...Mel is the better driver than I...that is all I really remember....

2. Picking my Giants games for the upcoming season - And while I only got a few games this year, they are good ones, and I'm really looking forward to the season starting !!

1. Grabbing a few blankets, some bottles of water and spending an afternoon on my day off reading in the park with the most beautiful girl in the world - In case you were wondering, though it should not come as a shock, I'm talking about The Melanie!!

So...thats it.
What's been cool about your week ?