When read with an immature mind... Kinda like mine.... Some of the paragraphs in the (always) awesome Harry Potter series can be hilarious.
I bring to you selected excerpts from Harry Potter & the chamber of secrets
Potter Porno Passages from book 2:
"harry's mouth fell open as the full impact of what he was seeing hit him"
"Ron held the gnome at arms length as it kicked at him with it's horny little feet; he grasped it by the ankles and turned it upside down"
"A big lumpy package bounced off Nevilles head and a second later , something large and gray spilled into Hermione's jug, spraying them all with milk"
"...and what are the balls for?" Colin asked, tripping down a couple steps because he was gazing open-mouthed at Harry."
"whoops" , said Lockheart raising his wand and attempted a complicated wiggling action "it seems my wand is a little excited"
" Harry scribbled a note to Ron: let's do it tonight.
Ron read the message, swallowed hard and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by hermoine. The sight seemed to stiffen his resolve, and he nodded"
" something very hard and heavy thudded onto the top of Harry's head, almost knocking him out. Stars winking infront of his eyes , he grabbed to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it"
Thursday, January 27, 2011
Tom's Top 5 Awesome Things This Week... 1-17-11
Top 5:
For the week of 1-17-11
5. TRON: evolution- watching this movie on bootleg with Ashley. It was a fun movie. And I never thought I'd say this but I enjoyed the daft punk soundtrack.
4. The black keys on Austin City Limits
3. The Nutella and banana hybrid Ashley invented and Melly made for me.
2. Fried stuffed mushrooms- this week we went to dinner at a Korean BBQ place and tried this appetizer. Holy shit was it good. I talked about it for days.
1. The Home made fried Oreos Melly & Ashley made - it was like the county fair come to our apartment. And, really, how could something so tasty be bad for you?
So... That's it.
What's been awesome about your week?
For the week of 1-17-11
5. TRON: evolution- watching this movie on bootleg with Ashley. It was a fun movie. And I never thought I'd say this but I enjoyed the daft punk soundtrack.
4. The black keys on Austin City Limits
3. The Nutella and banana hybrid Ashley invented and Melly made for me.
2. Fried stuffed mushrooms- this week we went to dinner at a Korean BBQ place and tried this appetizer. Holy shit was it good. I talked about it for days.
1. The Home made fried Oreos Melly & Ashley made - it was like the county fair come to our apartment. And, really, how could something so tasty be bad for you?
So... That's it.
What's been awesome about your week?
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Toms Top 5 Awesome Things This Week...1-10-11
Top 5 : 1-10-11
For the week of 1-10-11
5. Easy A- a fun movie that surprised me by how much I enjoyed it.
4. Big mouth burger- a burger place in San Bruno that never let's me down
3. Watching Golden girl reruns with Mel after not seeing any for months
2. Cee lo green the love machine - a throwback to the 70's soul sound. A good cd that u can see myself playing for some time.
1. The Mac cheese ground beef thing Mel made Friday night- she claimed it wasn't her best but I think she was being modest. A tasty dinner that also made fantastic tasting leftovers the next day.
So that's it.
What's been awesome about your week?
For the week of 1-10-11
5. Easy A- a fun movie that surprised me by how much I enjoyed it.
4. Big mouth burger- a burger place in San Bruno that never let's me down
3. Watching Golden girl reruns with Mel after not seeing any for months
2. Cee lo green the love machine - a throwback to the 70's soul sound. A good cd that u can see myself playing for some time.
1. The Mac cheese ground beef thing Mel made Friday night- she claimed it wasn't her best but I think she was being modest. A tasty dinner that also made fantastic tasting leftovers the next day.
So that's it.
What's been awesome about your week?
Sunday, January 9, 2011
Tom's Top 5 Awesome Things This Week 1-3-11
Top 5:
For the week of 1-3-11
This week has been a rough one. It seems the new year has started on a sour note. And while this weeks Top 5 wasn't hard to find, in this week we seemed to have more bad news than good...
( one cool thing though , honorable mention of sorts, this Top 5 was written and posted entirely on my iPhone )
5. Catching up on all my reading while Mel and Ashley watched a pretty little liars marathon
4. Tangled - we went to see this movie with no expectations and found it to be a fun, funny movie. And, personally, I'm glad we didn't waste the extra money and see it 3D. It didn't need it. 6.5/10
3. The sorcerers apprentence - I didnt expect much from this nicolas cage movie but ended up enjoying it way more than I thought I would. A fun Disney movie that kept me smiling. 7/10.
2. Watching/playing with/ most of all, seeing how happy puppy Ginny makes Mel .
1. One day, early this week, Mel was getting ready and she put on a scarf... She always looks cute in a scarf... She asked me "how do I look?" and I said "great". I've long known she is the most beautiful girl in the world and seeing her leave to start her day, looking so pretty, made me smile and realize how lucky I am to have her
So... That's it.
What's been awesome about your week?
For the week of 1-3-11
This week has been a rough one. It seems the new year has started on a sour note. And while this weeks Top 5 wasn't hard to find, in this week we seemed to have more bad news than good...
( one cool thing though , honorable mention of sorts, this Top 5 was written and posted entirely on my iPhone )
5. Catching up on all my reading while Mel and Ashley watched a pretty little liars marathon
4. Tangled - we went to see this movie with no expectations and found it to be a fun, funny movie. And, personally, I'm glad we didn't waste the extra money and see it 3D. It didn't need it. 6.5/10
3. The sorcerers apprentence - I didnt expect much from this nicolas cage movie but ended up enjoying it way more than I thought I would. A fun Disney movie that kept me smiling. 7/10.
2. Watching/playing with/ most of all, seeing how happy puppy Ginny makes Mel .
1. One day, early this week, Mel was getting ready and she put on a scarf... She always looks cute in a scarf... She asked me "how do I look?" and I said "great". I've long known she is the most beautiful girl in the world and seeing her leave to start her day, looking so pretty, made me smile and realize how lucky I am to have her
So... That's it.
What's been awesome about your week?
Friday, January 7, 2011
Tom's top 5 awesome things this week 12-27-10
For the week of 12-27-10
Top 5: 12-27-10
5. Having plenty to read while sick
4. The habit- this week we tried a new burger place called The Habit... Cheap burgers and tasty too... Kick ass !!
3. Sat night ( dinner @ hubcaps + watching The long long trailer)
2. Wolverine goes to hell- I've been reading this story for a few months now, it has great art and a good story line. Check it out if your a fan of all things Logan
1. Best new years eve ever !! - I wasn't feeling good so mel and I stayed home. We watched a special about Michael Jackson, relaxed and at midnight I got a kiss. It was perfect. Although I've had some crazy new years eves in the past THIS one was my best ever.
So, that's it.
What's been cool about your week?
Top 5: 12-27-10
5. Having plenty to read while sick
4. The habit- this week we tried a new burger place called The Habit... Cheap burgers and tasty too... Kick ass !!
3. Sat night ( dinner @ hubcaps + watching The long long trailer)
2. Wolverine goes to hell- I've been reading this story for a few months now, it has great art and a good story line. Check it out if your a fan of all things Logan
1. Best new years eve ever !! - I wasn't feeling good so mel and I stayed home. We watched a special about Michael Jackson, relaxed and at midnight I got a kiss. It was perfect. Although I've had some crazy new years eves in the past THIS one was my best ever.
So, that's it.
What's been cool about your week?
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