Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Smile


Food that has a smiley face freaks me the F out.

" I'm okay with the fact your about to slaughter me, Tommy. Look how happy I am to be your food", it seems to say .

If it has to have a face, I'd rather it'd look all shocked and terrified ( I've seen a cake like that before) so that just before I bite in I can whisper to that doughnut, "you picked the wrong snacker. Your about to die , bitch !!"

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