Thursday, January 27, 2011

Harry Potter and the double entendre... ( book 2- the chamber of secrets)

When read with an immature mind... Kinda like mine.... Some of the paragraphs in the (always) awesome Harry Potter series can be hilarious.
I bring to you selected excerpts from Harry Potter & the chamber of secrets

Potter Porno Passages from book 2:

"harry's mouth fell open as the full impact of what he was seeing hit him"

"Ron held the gnome at arms length as it kicked at him with it's horny little feet; he grasped it by the ankles and turned it upside down"

"A big lumpy package bounced off Nevilles head and a second later , something large and gray spilled into Hermione's jug, spraying them all with milk"

"...and what are the balls for?" Colin asked, tripping down a couple steps because he was gazing open-mouthed at Harry."

"whoops" , said Lockheart raising his wand and attempted a complicated wiggling action "it seems my wand is a little excited"

" Harry scribbled a note to Ron: let's do it tonight.
Ron read the message, swallowed hard and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by hermoine. The sight seemed to stiffen his resolve, and he nodded"

" something very hard and heavy thudded onto the top of Harry's head, almost knocking him out. Stars winking infront of his eyes , he grabbed to pull it off and felt something long and hard beneath it"

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